I try to help them but I'm nothing special. I'm here for people who could use unbiased advice, or who need someone who will listen/be there. I promised her.... this is me making up for my mistake
Mom: I’m going now, I want the house clean when I’m back in 2 hours.
You: Yeah, sure thing.
Next hour and a half…
And then your mom calls to say she’ll be home in 15 minutes…
(Source: sporksundwaffles)
You guys are talking and your friend tells a joke:
Teacher catches you and goes like:
You both stare back at teacher like:
As soon as teacher turns her back:
